Corrupt-a-Wish

[Fál]

In this game you make a wish like so:

I wish I had two of me to get my chores done faster.

And the next person to post will grant then corrupt your wish as well as make a wish of their own, like so:

Granted! But your other self is the one that gets to go out and have all the fun while you're at home doing the chores.

I wish I had a limousine.

I'll start...

I wish I didn't skip out on dance practice because I am exhausted.

[Elioenai]

Granted, but you're more exhausted.

I wish I had a pet snake.

[tmavy]

granted but it bites of your fingers

I wish that I could sleep in evey day of the summer vacay

[Fál]

Granted... and in itself it is corrupted. For when you sleep you have no concept of time. So when you wake you feel like you went to school yesterday and have to get ready for school today. Poof, no summer vacation.

I wish I had magical advertising powers so I didn't have to manually advertise.

[tmavy]

Granted, but all you can do is advertise. Nothing else. And I mean NOTHING!

I wish that I didn't have feelings for, one my ex, and two the hugest player that just wants to see me naked.